The Glitter League

With less than 24 hours before the Live Draft, TGL XII has been hit by its first major scandal.

Renowned TGL manager Jimmy Riff, who was poised for a triumphant return to TGL XII, has succumbed to a sudden and unexpected setback. In the early hours of today, the first signs of the mysterious illness known as “Transferitis” emerged—marked by the telltale symptom of “sweaty palms.”

This is the first we’ve heard anything about Jimmy Riff since the alleged Viagra overdose incident in 2021. His support team, recognizing the signs, quickly contacted the rehab facility where he has been receiving treatment over the past few years. Sadly, it was determined that Jimmy’s condition required immediate readmission to the facility. The duration of his stay remains uncertain, and the leading Transferitis specialist has recommended that Jimmy withdraw from TGL XII indefinitely.

This unforeseen development has thrown the TGL administration into chaos, with the Live Draft just hours away. Efforts are now urgently underway to find a replacement manager before the Draft takes place.

Stay tuned for more updates.